AURC trials

This story comes from issue 23 of the Daily Pravda - to read the full issue, click here. 

Supreme Secretary McKeen shall be going to trial tomorrow although he was supposed to today, with Tizian Aruna as Judge, and Johann Kummel as prosecution. The case is over false claims in the Pravda, which did not occur and is a total, complete, and utter misunderstanding. Of course, Comrade McKeen could not be any more innocent than he is, this is not hyperbole as it is quite literally the truth for he is 100% innocent and has committed no crime. Where is the proof of any crime? It simply does not exist, if the AUCP wrote the laws why would they violate the laws? They would not for there is no reason to, the only laws which an AUCP member would break are imperfect laws and there are no laws within the glorious United Socialist Republics which are not perfect.